Sentiments and Sayings

Sometimes store bought greeting cards have those fantastic one-liners for a sentiment inside that is just perfect. Here is a collection of sentiments that I have pulled from before. I have added them to cards, tags, and scrapbook pages. Enjoy!

• Here’s to good women! May we be them; may we know them; may we raise them!
• Friends we are today and friends we’ll always be for I am wise to you and you can see through me.
• We never engage in idle gossip, only important meaningful gossip.
• I fear that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
• It’s not gossip if it’s true.
• Everything is relative…blame them for whatever you want.
• Thank goodness wrinkles don’t hurt.
• Sag, you’re it.
• Here’s to my friends and the strength to put up with you.
• Age takes its toll, please have exact change.
• We’ll be friends until we’re blue in the hair.
• I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots.
• They couldn’t fix my brakes so I made them make my horn louder.
• Don’t judge me by my relatives
• Time is a great healer, but a lousy beautician.
• We’ve been through a lot together, and most of it was your fault.
• My face in the mirror isn’t wrinkled or drawn, my house isn’t dirty, the cobwebs are gone, my garden looks lovely and so does my lawn. I think I might never put my glasses back on!
• Dear Lord, please put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
• My husband needs new glasses, he still doesn’t see things my way.
• At my age, I find that going bra-less helps pull all the wrinkles out of my face.
• God grant me the serenity to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight/memory to tell the difference.
• I believe that if you can’t be a good example, be a dire warning.
• The only reason I would exercise at this point in my life is the chance to hear heavy breathing again.
• You can lead me to a kitchen, but you can’t make me cook.
• Age is simply mind over matter, If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.
• Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
• If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit by me.
• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun
• pretending to be a normal person day after day is exhausting
• I sleep naked and it ain’t a pretty picture
• the only time you can change a man is while he’still a baby
• girls just want to have funds.
• it’s good to be queen
• you can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
• my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
• my husband thinks im happy
• I think therefore I am single
• if its not one thing its your mother
• you can at least pretend to like it
• queen of denial
• It is no coincidence that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
• He is away often. I like that in a man
• forget finding the right man…get a cat
• a woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition
• Normally I wear a size 12 dress, but a size 14 feels so good that I buy a size 16
• I shaved my legs and washed my hair for this?
• if you must choose between two evils choose then one you’ve never tried before
• well this day was a total waste of make up
• Women’s faults are many. Everything they say and everything they do.
• guilt the gift that keeps on giving
• in god we trust everyone else must show ID
• if we can’t laugh at ourselves lets make fun of someone else
• never pass up an opportunity to pee
• Dad, I will always cherish your wisdom …pull my finger
• I only have 2 speeds slow and stop which do you prefer
• do the math you’re old
• At my age happy hour is a nap
• if id known I was going to live this long id have taken better care of myself
• I plan on living forever…so far so good
• the older I get, the better I was
• growing old can be fun if you do it with the right people
• I may be lost but I am making good time
• I drive too fast to worry about my cholesterol
• listen to the oldies weve got a lot to say
• everyone seems normal until you get to know them
• retirement means you can do nothing all day and then rest afterward
• I don’t suffer from insanity I actually enjoy it
• I start out every day by checking for my name in the obituaries
• three wise men…you’ve got to be kidding
• take my relatives please
• When I get a little money I buy stamps/paper, if there is any money left over, I buy food and clothes.

Thanks for stopping by today! Have a blessed day!

Leslie